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The ad in the paper from the Humane Society read:
"Over 25 puppies will be put to death if not adopted. Please Help"
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My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after
another class returned from a trip to a working farm:
My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."
Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are,
but what is a f***er?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"
David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them
"effers," but we all knew what she meant."
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Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional
items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery.
Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or
based on some other derived data.
Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's
Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the
following checkout coupons in sequence:
Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free
High Cholesterol Survival Guide
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