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Cloning Update: The scientists responsible for the first successful cloning of a mammal say it took years of trial and error. Which is why you never hear songs by Kennys A through F.
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Tonya Harding supposedly saved an 81-year-old woman's life at the Lost and Found Bar in Portland by performing CPR on her (the medics said the woman had merely fainted). Says Jay Leno: "And I guess out of force of habit she performed mouth-to-mouth on three bikers at the pool table, too."
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Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets. Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling 'Price check on the company!'" He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway pulled out a huge stack of double-value coupons."
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