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"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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"Procrastinate Now!"
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"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
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My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
---Rodney Dangerfield
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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