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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
home early kill people."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
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* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
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* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
married
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* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
friends....
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
has, you wish you had ordered that.
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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
eye-opener.
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