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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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