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The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E. Knuth, 1967
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson
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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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