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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet. It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light. - Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -Gloria Steinam
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If I was you I would have sex with me
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
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