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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr
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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." --- Elayne Boosler
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
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"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
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