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Make My Boobies One More Size ~~~~Biggie Spears Oh booby booby Oh booby booby Oh booby booby My chest was supposed to grow My cleavage wasn't right yeah Oh boobies boobies My breasts are completely full And now my sweater's tight yeah Surgery I wanna be a size "d" Bigger memories I want them to show Now oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me And i I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size Oh baby baby I got double D's it's true Now you've all been blinded Oh pretty boobies Your so big and oh so new That's just the way I planned it Golly Rolling Stone was naughty See me baby Barely wearing clothes Now oh because Chorus: My chest flatness was killing me And i I must confess I paid for these (paid for these) I look 32 I'm just a child I am a crime Make my boobies one more size
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There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose, And his fingers and toes, And he came through a hole in his tooth.
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There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her. When they got into bed, He cried, "God strike me dead, This ain't a cunt, it's a corridor!"
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In the shade of an old apple tree, Where between her fat legs, I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot And it certainly looked good to me
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A young trapeze artist named Bract, Is faced by a very sad fact. Imagine his pain, When again and again, He catches his wife in the act.
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