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There was a young gal from Montana Who had an affair with a banana. She hugged it and squeezed it, Loved it and teased it, and said "It tastes better than a mana."
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There was young man named Pete Who was a bit indiscrete. He pulled on his dong Till it grew very long And actually dragged in the street
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There was a young fellow named Rummy Who delighted in whipping his dummy. He played pocket pool With his happy old tool Till his shorts and his pants were all cummy
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Cleopatra while helping to pump Ground out such a furious bump, That Antony's dick Snapped off like a stick And left him to pump with a stump.
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There was an old maid of Nantucket Had an asshole as big as a bucket. While bent over the oven A-dreamin' of lovin', Her goat siezed the moment to fuck it.
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