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There once was a monkey named Spunky, Who was always referred to as chunky. So he went on a diet, He shouldn't have tried it. He became anorexic and died. Sent by Mike F.
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I love the way... I love the way you make me feel inside, I live the way you make me realize that i can't live with out you. I hope you feel the same way too. I love the way you wear your hat, Why don't we wrestle on the mat? But remember this one thing if you mess with me, You will pay dearly. Anyone who gets in the way of me loving you will have to pay. I love the way you stare at me, And you probaly love the way iI don't care. We can take a walk by the lake, Then later on bake a cake. I love the way your love for me is not fake, Because that would be a big mistake. I love the way you love me, And most of all I love the way you love me. Sent by April
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There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room
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There once was a man from St. Pauls Who used to perform in the halls. His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls.
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There once was a woman from Wheeling Who had a funny feeling So she laid on her back And tickled her crack, And peed all over the ceiling!
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