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A geologist named Dr. Robb
Was perturbed by his thingamabob,
So he took up his pick
And whanged off his wick,
And calmly went on with his job.
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There was a young girl of high station
Who ruined her fine reputation
When she said she'd the pox
From sucking on cocks---
She should really have called it "fellation."
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There was a young girl in Berlin
Who ecked out a living through sin.
She didn't mind fucking,
But much preferred sucking,
And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.
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There was a young fellow named Chivy
Who, whenever he went to the privy,
First solaced his mind,
And then wiped his behind
With some well-chosen pages of Livy
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A fellow who lives in St. Paul
Has one hexadronical ball.
The cube of its weight,
Plus his penis, times eight
Is his phone number; give him a call.
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