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One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf. But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But he figured, well, it's ok if i just play a little bit. So he changed clothes and went out into the green. Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it to Jesus. However, Jesus didn't do anything when he told him. "Aren't you going to punish him?" he asked Jesus. "Yes, just wait." he replied. Just then the pope hit a beautiful hole in one. "Well, that's not a punishment!" the angel said in disgust. "Who is he going to tell?"
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What is the smartest blonde? A golden retriever
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Here's a gross one: What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds? They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.
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What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and .... Sent by Jennifer
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Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
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