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My cousin Denney came to visit from the farm last summer. I asked how his bus ride was and he said he had a good ride except for a rude lady he encountered. I asked what the problem was, and he said that when the lady got on there were no seats left, so he offered her his seat. She declined since she was only riding for a short distance. However, while she was standing with her butt right in his face, he noticed her dress was caught up in her crack. He decided to be nice and help her so he pulled it out. Well, she turned around and wopped him hard enough to turn his lights out! Then I asked him what he did then? And Denney said that since she was that rude, he poked the dress right back in there!
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Why we proofread: ATLANTA (AP) Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk'' in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink. In the misprint, the "s'' is replaced by a "c.'' Normally, the small type under the copyright information states that the "red disk icon and contour bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co.''
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Not far from me we have a friend who raises Brahma Bulls. I asked how he got them to breed so well, since he has a nice herd. He said that he gave the bulls potency pills and I asked what the pills were made of. He said "Damned if I know, but they taste a little like a saltine."
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