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What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
-- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
Act III (1936).
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"He that lives in hope danceth without music."
-- George Herbert
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Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
--George Will
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But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...
-- Deuteronomy 22:20-21
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If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is
a conservative who's been arrested.
--Tom Wolfe
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