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"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." Henry Ford (1863-1947)
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
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true patriotism: "`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.'" --Edward Abbey
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"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it." --Edward Abbey
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