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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation
--Mark Twain
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey
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Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
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Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.
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