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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
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There was a young girl of Antietam Who liked horse turds so well she could eat 'em. She'd lie on their rumps, And swallow the lumps, As fast as the beasts could excrete 'em.
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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
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"Let the wild rumpus begin!"
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About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the general neurosis of our time. Carl G. Jung Modern Man in Search of a Soul
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