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A sign I saw at a swimming pool once: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
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"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
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On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
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Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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Seen above a urinal: Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
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