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Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
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Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
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My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
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