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Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
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(written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here? Are you ashamed of it?
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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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Fart loud if you love Jesus!
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Here's one seen above a urinal: look up look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
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