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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.
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If I had done what President Clinton did My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance "Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing." - Anonymous "Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove." - Ashleigh Brilliant "There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?" - Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate "Don't worry about temptation. As you grow older, it starts avoiding you." - Farmer's Almanac
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Don't look now! You're pissing on your neighbors foot!
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