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We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
who, if manners had not existed, would have
invented them.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed
experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a
demagogue.
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil
empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook.
When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by
escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear
annihilation.
When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated
its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan
had nothing to do with it.
Because if that fool Reagan was right all along...
...what kind of fool am I?
--Jules Feiffer
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This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
--John Callahan
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"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
Isak Dinesen
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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
-- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
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