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"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"
--Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair. Just let the child s*%# all over everything. This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.
--P.J. O'Rouke
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"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"
--Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'
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Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.
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"He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,"
Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic
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