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On clinkers his choice often fell, Or clabbered piss brought to a jell. When these palled to his tastes, He tried snot and turd-paste, And found them delicious as well.
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There is evidence Clinton's largess Has been witnessed and was, we might guess, In the trap of Lewinsky, When pulled out; 'Kaczynski- Dooing, left him a bit of a mess.
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Stuffing the turkey at Christmas Reminded me of you The melons in the market The pears and peaches too Cracking open Christmas nuts Brought memories of your gentle touch But all the while it hurt so much 'cos I'm still in love with you... Copyright: D. Harvey 1998.
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A musical lady from China Stretched catgut across her vagina The result of this trick (With a well-rosined prick) Was _Toccata and Fugue in D minor_
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There was a young lady from china, who had an enourmous vagina. and when she was dead they painted it red and used it for docking a liner.
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