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Here lies the bones of Screwy Dick, He spent his whole life with a corkscrew prick, He searched and he searched in the feudal hunt, To find the woman with the corkscrew cunt. He finally found her and then dropped dead, The son-of-a-bitch had a left hand thread. Sent by Todd
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The sexual life of the camel Is weirder than anyone thinks. One night in an orgy of passion It tried to bugger the sphinx. But the sphinx's posterior passage Was blocked by the sands of the Nile Which accounts for the hump on the camel And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
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Some Blondes are ugly but smart, Others are dumb but sexy and fine, So never go around showing off your girl, or you might just get outta line! Sent by Chris
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DR. SUESS ON PCS If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and you screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom. Copyright © Gene Ziegler Email: Gene_Ziegler@Cornell.edu
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There was a young man from Nantucket Took a pig in a thicket to fuck it. Said the pig, "Oh, I'm queer, Get away from my rear. . . Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
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