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I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
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You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
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Here I sit What a caper I have to shit But I'm out of paper
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Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
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Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
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