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Ok, kids, here's the gross one... Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest? A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The border official look s over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'. The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'." "Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.
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Q: Why do women have arms? A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussing how much their husbands could get up their crotch. The first women said, "My husband can get his whole hand up me". The second lady said, "My husband can get his whole head up me". The third lady slid down the bar stool.
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