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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
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A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he her asks what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she plays it while he screws her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy." The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"
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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench. The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL! The first little old lady had a huge stroke. The second little old lady had a little stroke. The third little old lady would have had a stroke................but her arms weren't quite long enough.
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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this |<---------------------->| is 12 inches.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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