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The Australian liberal party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance : A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
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Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to use it in a sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass the joint to little Suzy and said "Ear"
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh...wh...where are you calling from?"
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A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework."
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.
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