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What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank.
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Some cows view each day as the last roundup, others, merely as another opportunity to stampede. Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunity to eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.
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One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side, it had snowed during the night and everything was covered in snow. He looks down and sees something written in urine on the lawn it reads "I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD". Bill calls the FBI and says "Someone has written "I hope you get impeached" in urine on my lawn. For them to write it in the spot it's in they would have had to be on my deck. Please help me find this criminal." The FBI agrees and comes back a week later. "Well Mr. Clinton we did DNA , urine and handwriting tests. Do you want to here the bad news or the awful news first." Bill sighs "bad I guess". "The urine belongs to Al Gore" Bill grabs his chest "Oh! Al, my best friend my partner, my vice president...What's the awful news?!" The FBI agents look at each other... "The hand writing was Hillary's"
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What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life? The 1st grade.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.
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