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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.
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Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?? A: Hansons.
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A: Mace.
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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