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Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realised that she was not in the general store so she started to turn around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy seated at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, "Come on over, Ma'am, sit yerself down right here next to me and have yerself a drink. "Thank you kindly Sir, but I'm afraid that I couldn't," replied the woman, "on account that I need to get bread." The cowboy replied, "Uh, Ma'am, I do reckon you came to the right place for that!"
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A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and see a small boy eating an ice cream. The priest says, "How'd you like to fuck that?" To which the lawyer replied, "Out of what?"
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The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have developed a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with a bloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!" First man, "Want to come camping?"
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