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It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical that the black man is superior in all factions to his white counterpart. Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that previous studies indicated that the black man was superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior intellectually because of a smaller cranial area. "Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter than the white man", he continued. "While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch." "In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing the black man's meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes. Who is smarter? The black man, of course."
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The police arrested a guy who claimed his name was Marvin Fuckbreak. They phoned his place of employ to ensure that was really his name. The officer said "Do you have a Fuckbreak there?" The person on the other end said "Hell no, we don't even get a coffee break!"
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "I'll hear the oldest first." The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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