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SIGN AT WHITEHOUSE:
"In case of impeachment, do not panic. Please select target
from list of unpopular countries."
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SIGN INSIDE OF LIFEBOAT:
"Some wetness is normal. If submersion occurs, move arms
in a swimming motion."
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I started a new job the other day, and while riding the elevator,
noticed a sign which read (THIS IS NOT MADE-UP):
"If elevator should malfunction or doors not open,
don't be alarmed. Please press the alarm button."
Is it just me, or does anybody else find this outrageously funny?
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