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My friend Janet, who likes stealing food from me, one day became obsessed with my pack of Nerds (a candy). I asked her, "Why do you keep on taking my Nerds?!" She looked me in the eye and she said, "I like nerds." And I was thinking, is that supposed to mean something!? Sent by Christina
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My brother snores soo loud. Recently we went out west for vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother confessed a few days later.
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Got in trouble for watching a woman breast feed her baby at the mall, she got mad and told her husband to beat the shit out of me....now I admit the flashbulb may have made the baby cry....
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