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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
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Well, aren't we just a ray of stinking sunshine?
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"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them almost anything" --HERB GARDNER
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