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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity. Sent by Angela
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He's so vain every time he masturbates he dedicates it to a different girl
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --- Einstein
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A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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