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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
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You're everywhere. You're omnivorous. -- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
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"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR! " -The Unknown Shakespeare
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