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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and women lay better..."
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A Marriage Vow: A knot you tie with your tounge you cannot untie with your teeth. Sent by shadoewalker
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Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I mean, if they were so intelligent, why don't they just avoid wars in the first place? Sent by Todd
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