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A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing. Frederick Sawyer
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I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known, you are one of them. Unknown
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. Frank Lloyd Wright
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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. W.C. Fields
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now,but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. Steven Wright
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