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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. David Letterman
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. Ayn Rand
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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. Rita Rudner
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Country Music Song Titles You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.
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