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Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you're aiming too high.
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If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
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