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"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch."
- Dave James
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The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..."
- Patrick F. McManus
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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
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The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
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