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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat



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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." 

     - Dave Edison 



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"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents." 

     - Billiam Coronel 



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"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of
Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." 

     - Pearl Williams 



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