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"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
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"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
things."
Unknown
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Never moon a werewolf.
- Mike Binder
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Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
- Morticia, The Addams Family
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened."
- Douglas Adams
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