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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine 



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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." - Woody Allen
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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." - Kilgore Trout
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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." - Max Frisch
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"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." - John Andrew Holmes
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