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We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 



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The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

     - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster 



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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 



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"Men get laid, but women get screwed." 

     - Quentin Crisp (English writer) 



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"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing." 

     - William J. Broad 



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