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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-Dave Barry
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
-Robin Williams
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
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"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..."
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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