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Glyme's formula for success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Conway's law: In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
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Denniston's law: Virtue is its own punishment.
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Lieberman's law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." -Gary Shandling
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